What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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