Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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