Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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