What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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