- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

7+5=12

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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