- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

the sky is green no it is not

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Banana Hamock.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

women's rights

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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