Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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