- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Knock knock Shut up

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Jack Stevens

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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