- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

no pun intended

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

No soap radio

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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