Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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