You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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I woke up today

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Nuneaton..

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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