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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

whats white and looks like paper paper

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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