- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Title IX

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??