- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

a. why? b. because

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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