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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I woke up today

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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