There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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