what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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