- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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