- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why? Why not?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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