- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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