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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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