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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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