- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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