Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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