- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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