- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Punching a baby

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

dick dick dick... frogs

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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