- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Donald Trump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

kaite is dumb that is true

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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