WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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boner

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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hey justin

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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