- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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