your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

robin, get in the car.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

don't read this

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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