YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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