Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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