If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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