- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Laugh.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

so...um, yeah

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Alright then, call me sometime then.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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