- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Buzi vagy!

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

all your base are belong to mark

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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