there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

My wife made me a sandwich

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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