Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Justin beiber..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Vote this down and get DOXED

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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