Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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VAGINA.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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You sick fiend

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