- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Chris Bosh's neck

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Woman's Rights

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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