- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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