Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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