Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Rush Limbaugh

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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