- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Sex vagina. lol.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Gordon Brown smiles.

A man walks into a bar

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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