David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

ded on boomer and aodddan

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

fish fishy caoimhin

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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