why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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