Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Asian women drivers...

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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