What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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