Caroline Kelly.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Politics

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

thumb_up thumb_down +3

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

thumb_up thumb_down +3

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops