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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

whats black and large -me

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

if got a joke if fogot it

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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