- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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