- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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