- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

A man walks into a bar

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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