A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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