a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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