- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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