a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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