- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

So a seal walks into a club.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

So does Blake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

knock knock who's there? hope

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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