Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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How would you rule?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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my whole life!

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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PIED NINNY!

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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