- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Cleveland winning something

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

John Cena

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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