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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Chris Bosh's neck

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.