I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what goes woof ? A dog.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Agent 47.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

like most people my age. im 27

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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