- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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