- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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