Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Japan

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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