- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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