Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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shut up elliot

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Laugh.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Tommy got neutered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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