- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Title IX

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??