- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call an amazing person Good

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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