- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

mikey is cute

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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