Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

The meme walks out of the bar.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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