- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

26.5% of Americans are obese.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

equality for women

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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