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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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