- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

this is stupid .... yep

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Women's Rights.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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