Matthew Baker

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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The dewey decimal system

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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