- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Stop procrastinating.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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