- Anti Joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!