- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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