Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

William wright is Gay

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

world society

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hail Hitler

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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