This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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