- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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