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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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