- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Shea's sty....

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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