Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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