- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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