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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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