Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Rush Limbaugh

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Moral

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

a ab

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...