I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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